Golf Quotes
Below is a selection of golf quotes and sayings, I hope you find some humor in them. Somedays are not as good as others and we all need something to brighten our day.
- I’m a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn’t help me. They’d have to put me in prision, and then I’d talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. – Lee Trevino
- The more I practice, the luckier I get. – Garry Player
- If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they go a golfclub, they’d starve to death. – Sam Snead
- Focus on remedies, not faults. – Jack Nicklaus
- If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Travino
- Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good. Unless you do it while your apponent is teeing off. – Bruce Lansky
- Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well. – Art Rosenbaum
- I just hope I don’t have to explain wll the times I’ve used his name in vain when I get up there. – Bob Hope
- Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don’t have a dime in your pocket. – Lee Travino
- I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance between my left ear and my right. – Ben Crenshaw
